Heard this week...

"I'm sick. When I'm sick I need a cracker."


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I put Dan in a Time Out for climbing on a chair to reach some crackers (surprise!), after I had told him several times not to. Anyway, I always talk to him about it afterward - why he got the Time Out, why it was dangerous, etc.

So I ask him, "Why did you get a Time Out?" He replied, "Let's talk tomorrow..."


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"Mommy, you beautiful."

Thank you, sweet pea.

"Mommy, am I beautiful?"

Yes, baby. Very much so.